Not Every Girl Brings You Lasagna

from Cemetery Tape (demo) by Clifford Hoyt

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Dear Kevin Smith,

Please do not sue me, I adore your films and live my life by Clerks. I hope you appreciate this chaotic mess.

Thanks (hopefully)
Mark

lyrics

Same position
Same day follows
Same position
Same day follows (x2)

Same position
Missing half a head inside
Same position
You decide or I decide
Same position
Don't wanna live this boring life
Repeating every line

Dante Hicks:
You know what the real tragedy about all this is? I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Randal Graves:
Oh, f*** you! F*** you, pal! Jesus, there you go trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt with his present one? You wanna blame somebody? Blame yourself. "I'm not even supposed to be here today."

Randal Graves:
You sound like an a**hole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here. You're here of your own volition. You like to think the weight of the world rests on your shoulder. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Jesus, you overcompensate for having what's basically a monkey's job. You push f***ing buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You-You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic, so much more important than it really is. Christ, you work in a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work in a shitty video store, badly as well. You know, that guy Jay's got it right, man. He has no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to make ourselves seem so much more important than the people that come in here to buy a paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. We look down on them as if we're so advanced. Well, if we're so f***ing advanced, what are we doing working here?

Same position
Same day follows
Same position
Same day follows
Same position
Same day follows
Same position

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from Cemetery Tape (demo), released August 6, 2021

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Clifford Hoyt Dubuque, Iowa

Sassy, spook music to ward off the demons that burn inside you.

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